I am a GENIUS of UNSPEAKABLE EVIL and I want to be you CLASS PRESIDENT

"What is evil?"you ask.
To which I reply, "Who are you? Friedrich Nietzsche?"
To which you respond, "Duh...wha? Me no understand."
Then I put you back in your cage.

And that, my friends, is your introduction to Oliver Watson. He is perhaps the most diabolical, most manipulative, intelligent, richest seventh grader alive. He doesn't care about you, he just wants to control you. That is, after you've voted him your class president. Will he sucker you in and win complete domination of the middle school? Will he defeat his arch nemesis who also happens to be his father? Will he obtain the elusive Boba Fett the bounty hunter action figure that fires real rockets out of it's backpack?

To find the answers to these questions check out I am a GENIUS of UNSPEAKABLE EVIL and I want to be your CLASS PRESIDENT by Josh Lieb. Read chapters entitled: "Girls Can Be Cruel", "What Use Is A Newborn Baby?", and "Evil Is Made, Not Born." Filled with instructions on how to be evil, ideas for bettering your school, and illustrative photos, this book is sure to please. Oliver Watson is a totally unique character with a voice that has not been heard in young adult literature ever before. I laughed. I laughed some more. I called everyone I knew to tell them to READ THIS BOOK!